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  • Wed, 16:43: Donald Trump is sharing his one page medical report with dr. Oz. It's like two snake-oil salesmen got together.

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  • Fri, 15:39: Just realized that the Republican presidential campaign = opening credit sequence of Deadpool. Slo-mo car crash, track and zoom.

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  • Fri, 11:57: Ruslan Tsarni calls his bombingf*ck nephews "losers", is heartbroken for the victims, loves America. This is the Muslim soul I've known.

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  • Wed, 14:08: Interviewing for what could be the start of a new career. Wish me luck!

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  • Wed, 11:33: So we'll be watching the Orbital rocket through one of my radars. While working on that waveguide set, I called it the Wallopian Tubes

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